Today, however, the spammers have hit an all time low with me and I’m sorry, but I have to make a final stand that this is not okay!  Last time I checked I still had more brown hair than grey, arthritis hadn’t set in and I was still a long way in the right side of 60 and yet I received this…..

Earth to spammers although I’m no longer in the early flush of youth and no longer as svelte as I used to be at that age I’m not so fat or so old or both that I cannot walk without the aid of a mobility scooter and my finances are healthy enough that I don’t need any financial aid for one either.

Yours sincerely

An offended Wealie x

First I went shopping in Waitrose only to see these ducks making a commotion outside in the car park.  Not sure where they were keeping their cash or debit cards and they obviously weren’t environmentally conscious as they didn’t have their recyclable bags with them!

Kudos to them for picking one of, if not the nicest supermarket chain available in Salisbury – then again it might just be the proximity to the river that made this their choice.  Though to be fair both Tesco and Sainsburys are right on the river, though the steps up to Sainsburys might be off putting.

Shopping Ducks - Copyright R.Weal 2011

Then this group of shady duck characters turned up on my wall for what seemed like a clandestine planning meeting. Each arrived alone, looking shiftily around to check they weren’t being followed.  For some reason they seemed to ignore me or not be all that good at recognising they were under surveillance from a human.  They also all left individually and in completely different directions.

They stayed up on my wall for a good thirty minutes quacking away to each other, no doubt plotting their Machiavellian revenge on human society.

Ducks on a Wall - Copyright R.Weal 2011

You have to wonder if they’re looking to organise and boycot the local Chinese takeaways next!  Then again I might just need to get out more (grin).

If you hear a menacing quack watch your back!

Wealie x